When people say “culture is meant to be shared” I’m literally like ???? Because that has literally never been the purpose of any culture….
play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave
- A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby!
- No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
- The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)
mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.
"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.
And now, the weather.
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
1 out of 2 women says a good joke saves a guy from a bad first impression.
Laughter is linked to the activation of the ventromedial prefrontal cortex of the human brain, and produces endorphins.
Aphonogelia is an extremely rare neurological condition where the sufferer is unable to laugh out loud.
Created by David Brandon Geeting
Feeding the wild Teddy Bears
THIS FUCKED ME IP
Being good to each other is so important, guys.